Series One Episode 3 - The Tooth Fairy

Synopsis
Having lost most of his money on illegal cock-fights, Keith seeks to document the fabled Tooth Fairy and also make some easy money in the process. Afters pending an hour trying to mentally will a tooth to fall out of his head, heonly succeeds in giving himself a migraine, a nosebleed and shitting himself. Raiding the tool box, Keith takes a pair of pliars and yanks till a tooth ispulled out. Bloodied and happy, he places it under his pillow and goes tosleep. When he awakes he excitedly checks to see if the fairy has been, but the tooth is still there. Putting it down to a recent change of address thats why the fairy couldnt locate him, he pulls out another tooth and repeats the process,once again he wakes up and no money.

For the next 30 days Keith pulls out more and more teeth, still no money and a pile of chompers under his pillow. Left with a head of gums and a smile like Shane McGowan, Keith retires for the final night, setting up the night vision cameras and retiring. Checking back in the morning, to his excitement the teeth have gone! But no cash. Keith, with his drooling blood stained gob checks the cameras and to his horror sees his housemate drunkenly entering his room and swallow the teeth thinking they were tic-tacs.

Keith replaces his missing gnashers with white two blocks from his lego collection and to date hasnt received any monetary compensations from the Tooth Fairy nor his stupid housemate...

Trivia
. This episode was used in the place of the controversial 'Zombies' episode at the last minute.

. Being a method man, Keith did genuinely pull a tooth out of his head and he did genuinely shit himself too.

. Keith doesnt have any housemates, preferring to live alone.

. The actor used for the housemate, in real life, is alergic to mints.

. The Lego block used for Keith's replacement tooth recently sold on an online auction for a whopping €750,000,000  - however Keith didnt see a penny after being landed with a massive tax bill.

. Keith's Return of the Jedi duvet set is actually owned by Paul and is an 80's original - however the set was deemed destroyed following Keith shitting himself on camera during that 'infamous' scene.

Filming
Filming took place over the space of one evening in one of Keith's several apartments around town. Keith paid his crew with cups of tea and biscuits.

Audience
For a last minute filler episode, The Tooth Fairy gained a massive 99% share of the audience share on the night it was broadcast, beating the X-Factor Final. It was critically and commercially acclaimed and bagged many awards including Best Actor and Best Alternative Use of a Child's Toy.