Stig Lars Dragonborn Hynesonson

Stig Lars Dragonborn Hynesonson
Stig, The Viking Monster Hunter, was born in somewhere cold in Scandinavia in around 780AD and died 840AD. Stig rose to prominence quickly following several battles, became chief of his village, pillaged many lands and documented many monsters during his years. He also had 19 wives.

Early Life as Stig
Life as Stig, wasnt actually that tough having been born into Viking 'royalty'. He had many servents (people stolen from foreign lands) and actually had people to fight for him in battle instead of himself, but he soon longed for real conflict.

His first real combat encounter when he was 16 was up against his cousin who had claimed Stig had bonered his wife (this would prove true) - Stig's cousin was also the village chief. The only way to settle these accusations were by combat and the first person to die being declared the loser. Stig Lars Dragonborn Hynesonson put up a valiant fight, which lasted well into the night and much of the next day. With both men close to exhaustion and collapse, Stig found a final ounce of strength by hurling his cousin screaming down a viking latrine where he drowned. With the town now chiefless Stig took up the mantle and what followed were many years of peace, pillaging and the occasional beheading.

Becoming the Monster Hunter
In his final year of 840AD his village was plagued by a series of mysterious deaths which would occur overnight. The victims were all eaten in their homes and the town was in a panic. The elderly Stig set out on his own with his trusty battle axe, favourite horned helmet and viking note pad to document and kill the beast terrorising his people. For several nights he tracked the creature through forests and plains and eventually arrived at its cave. The smell of death hung heavy in the air as he made his way deeper into it's lair, treading over bones and half eaten carcases and eventually he entered the main ante chamber. Curled up asleep on the floor was the biggest wolf he has ever seen. He carefully drew the wolf in his notepad and wrote a brief description...

'' '...the wolf is fucking big. The beast farts much as it lay on the floor, its belly full of people. This foul creature must be slain for tis Fenrir, the Swallower of the Sun. Or at least a very big equivalent. I am shitting myself....' - ''Taken from Stig's own notes.

The creature stirred and man and beast battled fiercely. Stig sustained lethal wounds before he managed to rip the wolf in two with his bare hands amid a shower of blood.

Death and Legacy
He barely made it back to his village after the fight that had left him close to death. After many many weeks of high fever, hallucinations and delusions Stig Lars Dragonborn Hynesonson began to recover. With a few more days of rest he was up and about like a man in his early 20's and took another 5 wives and sired a whopping 122 illegitimate children in the 3 day period up to his untimely demise. For on his wedding night to his 19th wife, ripped to the tits on viking mead, Stig made his way to the viking latrine to drain the lizard. It was here he tripped on his boot laces and fell head first in the dank shit pit that his cousin had met the same fate all those years ago. He received a full viking burial at sea but the ship exploded dramatically as the methane and shit pong on Stig reacted with the burning arrows and set off an explosion that could be seen for a hundred miles around.